when I was five, fell in a puddle
first day of school, start of the struggle
when I was seven, moved to the wop-wops
living the farm life
I don’t know how I survived
moved to the city when I was eight
oh what a pity
had a first kiss, she was a bit older
both of our parents were single mothers
cut the fake nostalgia, yeah, yeah, yeah
cut the fake nostalgia, na na na
when I was 10, went to a new school
i was the youngest, they were the old-school
then I was 13, short as 11
and I was brainy
I don’t know how I survived
when I was 15, got my first girl
then she went and dumped me
went and got married, I don’t know who to
but he was not me
then they got divorced
cut the fake nostalgia, yeah, yeah, yeah
cut the fake nostalgia, na na na
cut the fake nostalgia
cut the fake nostalgia
cut the fake nostalgia
credits
from Syzygy,
released September 30, 2022
Written, recorded and mixed and mastered by D Satherley / Anecdata, 2022.