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A Better Plan B

by Anecdata

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1.
if you don't wanna be living inside of a box then you had better get out of here the government does not care about any of you because you're never gonna vote for them and if you don't want to be left in the lurch well you've got to be one of them if you don't wanna be another stick in the mud then we have got a little spot for you just do it anyway, no matter how dumb backward it makes us look around all the world so if you don't want to be left in the lurch you had better be one of us
2.
if you want to take a look at my brain slice it up and dice it up, go insane i'm not gonna need it, just amount to nothing get the knife and go, you bloody baboon i'm about to join you in the full moon i'm not gonna need it, just amount to nothing the smoothest brain come on now, it's alright everything is black and white you don't have the smoothest brain tonight come on now, it's alright education is kryptonite you don't have the smoothest brain the smoothest brain if you want to sink a level or two all you've got to do is sink a more few it's not like i need it, never feed it nothing i remember when i used to feel dumb cutting off my fingers and not my thumb i'm not gonna need it, just amount to nothing the smoothest brain come on now, it's alright everything is black and white you don't have the smoothest brain tonight come on now, it's alright education is kryptonite you don't have the smoothest brain tonight, the smoothest brain if you can't teach me not to be so dumb then you must be so dumb and you're never gonna brain me if you can't teach me not to be so dumb be so dumb you must be dumb and you're never gonna brain me
3.
they said you died in the pacific ocean ran out of fuel to keep the plane in motion and couldn't come up with a good solution but i believe you had a better plan B than living with moby they never found your body and never will you're on another planet, mission fulfilled in 1937, pushing air uphill and i believe you had a better plan B than living with moby i will never find amelia they will never find amelia i will never find amelia you will never find amelia amelia amelia amelia we know she does not want to be found she never could have been a tokyo rose take on another name right under our noses why can't you see that she went on a UFO 'cause i believe she had a better plan B than living with moby and i will never find amelia and they will never find amelia i will never find amelia you will never find amelia amelia amelia amelia we know she does not want to be found
4.
she came from outer space with anti-grav boots on she set her glamour to stun and asked if i was the world's leader of course i said yes how could i say no and now i rule the world she's my andromedean girl she's my andromedean girl now i'm the most hated man in the world i went to outer space to see what the fuss was all about and while i was there, she said 'could you just pretend that you don't care?' of course i said yes how could i say no and now i rule the world she's my andromedean girl she's my andromedean girl i'm her domesticated boy now i'm the most hated man in the world she's my andromedean girl she's my andromedean girl she's my andromedean girl now i'm the most hated man in the world
5.
so you’re gonna make me choose which of the millionaires I relate to? do you really wanna know? here’s the first clue: it’s not the one who lies to you and so you’re gonna make me choose between the shakey and the charlatan you gotta fix your algorithm I wouldn’t listen to that if I was brain dead you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, I know so and if you’re gonna make a dollar better make it a green one but I know you, you just wanna make billions and that comes from anti-vaxxer fuckwits yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, I KNOW SO I’m alive ‘cause I haven’t been unfortified unnaturally, unnaturally I’m alive ‘cause I haven’t been unfortified unnaturally, unnaturally you think I know? you think I know? I bloody know so I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so, yeah you know I really think so I’m alive ‘cause I haven’t been unfortified unnaturally, unnaturally I’m alive ‘cause I haven’t been unfortified unnaturally, unnaturally you think I know? you think I know? I bloody know so
6.
what are you doing on my lawn? better not be there in the morn what do I need to get this grime off the beehive what do I do? should I call in the army? cracking open some heads can we write off diplomacy? given right up on the police I don’t know what they’re doing looks like nothing what do I do? let them stage a coup? staging a coup, staging a coup, staging a coup has never been easier and I don’t wanna pay the rent but I gotta, but I gotta pay but if there’s no law then I am staging a coup and I don’t wanna go to work but I gotta, but I gotta feed the beast but if there’s no law then I am staging a coup do we need eye for an eye? how do I get casus belli? is it time I burn all the political capital what do I do? do I let them stage a coup? and I don’t wanna pay the rent but I gotta, but I gotta pay but if there’s no law then I am staging a coup and I don’t wanna go to work but I gotta, but I gotta feed the beast but if there’s no law then I'm staging a coup but I don’t want to be in charge ‘cause I just want to be the hater and I don’t wanna pay the rent but I gotta, but I gotta pay but if there’s no law then I am staging a coup and I don’t wanna go to work but I gotta, but I gotta feed the beast but if there’s no law then I am staging a coup but I don’t want to be in charge
7.
Neon Riot 02:09
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8.
Backwater 03:29
blackening the sky, covering the light of the night ripping out the verve, syphoning the life of a star tabitha's brick wall, blotting out the heavenly sky can we not get involved in their war glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta do tyranny of time, everything happened so long ago benefit of range we don't have do nothing, because we can't glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta do tabitha tabitha backwater tabitha tabby's star backwater glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta glad we live in this backwater now we can't do what we oughta do
9.
I'm a rich man going on holiday But I gotta look like I give a shit Be a common man, not a conman Eat a meat pie, not a stir-fry Ride a motorcycle, not an e-bike I'm going on holiday Have you ever been to Hawaii? It's a lot better than Te Puke I'm going on holiday I'm out of here I don't care if you're stuck in Gisborne Invercargill, even Hamilton I've got the money, I'm gonna spend it all Send it off shore, like our rangatahi I'm going on holiday Would you mind if I pretend I'm in Oamaru? What about Gore? Could you want more? I'm going on holiday Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing can keep me here Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing Holidays in hot Hawaii Show the voters that I'm better than them I'm going on holidays around the world Ks around the world Days around the world Laze around the world Maze around the world Ks around the world Days around the world Laze around the world Days around the world
10.
i haven't got what i want i haven't got what i need what i need is a friend who won't favour them over me nearly a star, nearly a star nearly a star forward thinking's a farce it gets you nowhere at all laser-focused on the negative only means disappointment is gone nearly a star, nearly a star nearly a star
11.
send them off on a fight with no end fixing up a world i have no right to mend put together a piece of the puzzle pay no matter to him, he is not your friend and as i take my final breath, i want blood, devastation, death declare a war for the dollar i want to see horror maybe magic is in my blood now pulling rabbits is easy when you know how but not even houdini could get out of a mess of this making, and so i vow that as i take my final breath, i want blood, devastation, death declare a war for the dollar i want to see horror and as i take my final breath, i want blood, devastation, death and as i take my final breath, i want blood, devastation, death declare a war for the dollar i want to see horror and as i take my final breath, i want blood, devastation, death
12.
AWOL 02:20
I'm going back to where it all began a long, long time ago it's where I want to be and if I have to be somewhere might as well be here and if I have to be somewhere might as well be here i'm sick of where I am, I'm so bored i'm sick of where I am, I'm so bored i never thought i would be back so soon after going awol and if you didn't think i missed the place when i was gone you're wrong i'm sick of where I am, I'm so bored i'm sick of where I am, I'm so bored
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After the '80s indie/new wave melancholy of 'Aucklantis', it was time for a change... 'A Better Plan B' is a return to the Anecdata 'rock' sound, but bigger and shinier than ever.

The title comes from the lyrics to 'Amelia Through the Looking Glass', which puts forward the theory the famed aviatrix didn't crash at all - instead perhaps piloting her Lockheed Model 10 Electra into a rift in spacetime and leaving this cursed planet behind.

The album opens with 'Dumb Backwards Government', in which a buzzing synth lead floats over a repeated, hypnotic and monolithic guitar riff.

'The Smoothest Brain' turns up the powerpop, mixing melody with chugging guitars and synths that pop in and out of existence.

'Andromedean Girl' tells the tragic tale of a man who willingly hands the Earth on a plate to alien invaders, while 'Staging a Coup' takes a look at political upheaval closer to home - specifically the early 2022 occupation in Wellington.

The second half of the album dials down the disco for a heavier rock sound, with 'Neon Riot', 'Backwater', 'Nearly a Star' and 'Holidays in Hawaii' living and dying on sharp riffs and heavy guitars.

There's a brief reprieve with the mutant synthpop of 'AWOL', before 'Under the Dirt' goes takes a turn for the industrial to close out the record.

If you download the whole album, there are bonus tracks too - the heavy riffer 'Can You Not?', the grungepop 'No Way' and - no kidding - a sequel to one of the '80s greatest tunes, 'The Invisible Man II'. (Not promising it comes even close - there's a reason it's just a bonus track!) Plus demo recordings of 'Amelia Through the Looking Glass' and 'Think So? I Know So', the original 2022 single version of 'Holidays in Hawaii' and an earlier recording of 'The Smoothest Brain', originally done for the 'Team of Just One' Album but dropped from the final tracklisting.

'A Better Plan B' is Anecdata's take on what rock should sound like in 2023.Well, an attempt at it anyway.

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released December 23, 2023

All music and lyrics by D Satherley, except 'Andromedean Girl' by D Satherley and R William Murphy.

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