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If I Was PM​.​.​.

by Anecdata

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1.
if i was PM i wouldn't blink i wouldn't know shit, i wouldn't think get me out of there, i'm just a geek before they drag me out within a week if i was PM you'd all be dead no other takers to be the head blaming the drowned for their own deaths i'm down, down, down, down, down this misery i'm giving it all away if i was PM just for a day fate wouldn't hesitate to find a way to make it look like my incompetence was real and true this misery i'm giving it all away this misery i'm giving it all away
2.
cut off my fingers, but not my thumb we’re thrashing about for nowhere my fist is like a golf club your fist is like a cannon and people bleed out of their left eye as if that makes a difference and my fist is like a golf club your fist is like a cannon we need a million dollars get the camera, i wanna be famous get the camera, i wanna be shameless we need a million dollars cut off my fingers but not my thumb as if that makes a difference and my fist is like a nuclear bomb your fist is like a scorpion we need a million dollars get the camera, i wanna be famous get the camera, i've gotta be shameless we need a million get the camera, i wanna be famous get the camera, i wanna be shameless we need a million dollars we don't want to be working these jobs we don't deserve to be on a slave wage we don't want to be working these jobs we don't deserve to be on a slave wage but the rich, they demand it they demand it get the camera, i wanna be famous get the camera, i'm gonna be stupid we need a million dollars to get off the treadmill we don't want to be working these jobs we don't deserve to be on a slave wage we don't want to be working these jobs we don't deserve to be on a slave wage but the rich, they demand it they demand it
3.
i made a million dollars last year i shouldn't tell you how i did it these bucks keep appearing in my bank account but i don't remember working and i didn't do shit to deserve it i didn't even lift a finger i didn't do nothing i'm a landlord i'm a landlord i made a billion dollars last year i'll let you in on the secret if you own shit you can make others pay for it and you get a tax break never do shit to deserve it i didn't even lift a finger and i made a trillion dollars last year i didn't even lift a finger i didn't do nothing i'm a landlord i'm a landlord i didn't do nothing i didn't do nothing you're paying my pension i'm a landlord i extract all of your money the newspaper says i made it they're paid off with advertising money that tells the world how great i am and i didn't do shit to deserve it i didn't even lift a finger i didn't do nothing and i made a bazillion dollars last year so you cannot call me a bludger i didn't do nothing i'm a landlord
4.
Override 02:14
someone else, give me someone i can read and decipher not so far out of reach, taking steps, override her keep away from her likeness, all the same it's not so easy all the same, it's not so easy to remember the way she goes about destroying any chance i have so much more i'd love to be yours not so sure if it's okay to act like this around you you've got such a situation, our lack of empathy is sad and of all the objects in the line of desire it ain't fair to choose you, oh my taken what the fuck am i doing 'cause i have so much more i'd love to be yours i have so much more i'd love to be yours i would, i would, i would, i would
5.
Big Oil 02:44
here it is, more rain had enough, it's insane how can we refrain from cursing god and big oil? they want us to be underwater and filling up our submarines with oil big oil here it is, more pain had enough of this rain how do we complain god wanted it this way, didn't he? they want us to be underwater and filling up our submarines with oil big oil with oil (oil, oil oil) oil they want us to be underwater and filling up our submarines with oil
6.
Trickle-Up 02:09
we haven't got plans today the calendar's clear to friday there's not a single job to do the plebs are on the hook i'm making my way through my black book there's not a single job to do can we live a life of luxury? oh yeah we haven't got work to do you've done it all, wow, good on you you're generating sweat for two can we live a life of luxury? oh yeah, we can oh yeah, we can and it's all thanks to you but all the cash on the earth it's not enough to fix my self-worth there's not a single job to do can we live a life of luxury? oh yeah, we can it's not for you and it's all gonna be mine can we live a life of luxury? oh yeah, we can oh yeah, we can
7.
you tried to run me over, but you missed next time keep your foot on the gas your hand in a fist we live in our bubbles you're asking for trouble expecting us to co-exist they want us all dead like they're jealous of our bikes getting around for free ah ah ah ah ah the police, they don't care one bit you'll be fine but i've got a video so you are fucked we live in our bubbles you're asking for trouble expecting us to co-exist they want us all dead like they're jealous of our bikes getting around for free
8.
Summer Sleep 02:55
summer sleep i just want to be left alone windows and the door shut with a computer and the internet i don't want to turn on my phone anything important can be dumped in a message left on 'read' for summer i just want to be left alone i'm not gonna pick up because you want me to work holidays i'm not gonna risk getting sunburned when there's radiation without the risk of blue light messing up my good sleep you're messing up my good sleep i can't count all the bloody sheep you're messing up my good sleep my R E M is skin-deep summer sleep i want sumer sleep pills that make you taste like aluminium pills that make you feel like a sloth that can't remember where he put his good weed you're messing up my good sleep i can't count all the bloody sheep you're messing up my good sleep my R E M is skin-deep summer sleep i want sumer sleep i never wanted it so damn cold never wanted it so damn cold
9.
once upon a time we thought there would be robots all we got were guns what happened to the promise (promise) we've got deja vu once upon a time we actually believed in the modern gospel the promise everyone has got deja vu once upon a time we placed a bet on great men to fix all our problems but they were not great (not great) we've got deja vu once upon a time we put our trust in process travelators forward never going backwards but we didn't suspect that they might go sideways everyone has gone cray everyone has got deja vu if you don't think you can trust me well i don't expect you to you could look out your window but i don't expect you to see anything that i see if you don't think you can trust me well i don't expect you to you could look out your window but i don't expect you to see anything that i see if you don't think you can trust me well i don't expect you to be anything that i be we've all got deja vu once upon a time we thought there would be robots all we got were gunshots what happened to the promise (promise) we've got deja vu once upon a time we actually believed in the modern gospel everyone has gone cray everyone has got deja vu
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11.
Bellringer 03:10
let me get home in one piece i need my spine with no crease lift your pedal from the floor, wait a minute more if i die, i will hold you, ringing my bell can you hear it hell? teach you to yell up on the footpath you should go watching for kids, taking it slow get your eyeballs on the road take them off your phone burn that gas, sit on your arse getting home last on repeat in your hell, ringing that bell
12.
True. 02:04
we go back a very long way sometimes i, i wish it hadn't changed 'cause i can see all the pressure was mine and awkward spading was time spent wasted and all this time i could have ignored you i don't have many regrets i've gotta be true i don't have any reason to beautify you now that i'm old, i wish i could choose now or then? i wouldn't be confused 'cause now that our ages have taken their toll and our time apart is not always time alone i don't have many regrets ah ah i don't have any reason to beautify you there's nothing there's nothing there's nothing if we're not true

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Anecdata's latest album, 'If I Was PM...' turns the guitars up to 11 then somehow, further defying the laws of marks out of 10, throws piercing synths on top of that.

It's 32 minutes and 29.7 seconds of new wave indie grunge (a little bit more if you download the whole album - yes, there are bonus goodies).

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released June 2, 2023

Written, performed, recorded, mixed and mastered by Dan Satherley / Anecdata. All songs recorded January-May 2023, except track 7, recorded September 2022.

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Anecdata Auckland, New Zealand

Guitars, drums and synthesizers - together at last!

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